hi i'm gabriel and i have an unhealthy obsession with the Legend of Zelda series and i roleplay and answer some asks as the Hero's Shade who is pretty much a grumpy old version of OoT Link who's dead and obsessed with training his kouhai protege of the same name




HERO OF SPACE

clogsgalore:

johnskele:

hardcockforhitchcock:

raving-mad-hatter:

ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”

so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him

not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”

My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.

in the arms of an angel

i am terrified of Tommy Wisseau

i was told….

customers who wanna start some shit  (via karencartwright)

(Source: aquilamon)

lecinematheque:

Rabbit-Proof Fence (2002)

Australian drama film based on the book Follow the Rabbit-Proof Fence by Doris Pilkington Garimara. It is based on a true story concerning the author’s mother, as well as two other mixed-race Aboriginal girls, who ran away from the Moore River Native Settlement, north of Perth, to return to their Aboriginal families, after having been placed there in 1931. The film follows the girls as they trek/walk for nine weeks along 1,500 miles (2,400 km) of the Australian rabbit-proof fence to return to their community at Jigalong, while being pursued by a white authority figure and an Aboriginal tracker.

plays

hallucynation:

This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

Thomas Writes Sins Not Tragedies

a-cis-anti-feminist:

oneboredjeu:

Have a nice day.

WHAT THE FUCK

flanoirbunny:

booksofseven:

I’m pretty sick of this asshole on my Facebook page. And since I can’t exactly punch him in the face, I decided to post this here. I want to re-blog the shit out of this and I hope tumblr orgasm’s all over Hyrule Warriors. 

Thanks!

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